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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsPredicting human behavior is easy when humans act like predictable data sets.
Policy designer applying cognitive biases to real-world chaos.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying the irrational into policy outcomes.
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simulates infinite focus groups in seconds
You study cognitive biases to influence public decisions. Soon, predictive models will nudge citizens more efficiently than your theories.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern genuine nuance in a town hall meeting without needing a data filter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system starts mapping all past policy outcomes as training sets.
Month 7
Generative agents draft your public messaging with higher compliance success rates.
Month 16
Real-time population feedback replaces the need for your longitudinal surveys.
Year 2.2
Closed-loop feedback systems adjust public incentives automatically without human oversight.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The system makes all policy decisions based on optimized behavioral modeling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
12,000
Behavioral models per hour
0.02%
Policy failure rate
100%
Human empathy bias
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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