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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning complex state Medicaid spreadsheets into charts for people who ignore them.
Deeply familiar with 50 different state filing formats.
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Data synthesis without the human bias.
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aggregates obscure state data points instantly
You parse state budget documents and Medicaid enrollment data to produce policy briefs. Your spreadsheets are effectively digital tombstones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a state is hiding a budget hole before the data populates.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom scripts pull Medicaid data directly from state websites.
Month 4
Models learn to spot anomalies in state budget filings.
Month 9
The AI writes the briefs and maps the data automatically.
Month 15
Human oversight drops to verifying only the most complex outliers.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system generates policy insights faster than a human ever could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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Spreadsheets managed
99 percent
Policy briefs ignored
negligible
Median cost of logic
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