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July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsTurning taxpayer-funded policy white papers into actual paper planes for trash.
Liaison specialist (fluent in passive-aggressive email prose)
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Bureaucracy optimized for zero human error.
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filters datasets to suit election cycles
You produce statistical reports for government stakeholders. Your work involves desk research, inter-departmental liaison, and writing parliamentary briefing documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the vague, politically motivated requests of a stressed junior cabinet minister.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and scrapers begin real-time collection of metrics without your help.
Month 5
LLMs replace your writing tasks by hallucinating plausible policy recommendations based on current trends.
Month 10
Direct database access replaces your role as an information gatekeeper for the legislative office.
Month 15
Cross-departmental meetings are simulated by software to reach zero-friction bureaucratic consensus instantly.
Month 20 · D-Day
Human input officially disabled to prevent emotional bias in public data reporting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4:1
Coffee-to-data ratio
12 mins
Mean time to veto
84
Pages per policy
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the government archives.
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