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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou turn human nuance into spreadsheets that nobody actually reads.
Professional listener of long-winded anecdotes
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning messy reality into compliant policy memos.
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filters raw testimony into bulleted consensus
Conducts fieldwork interviews with service providers and synthesizes data into policy reports for government teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the social grace to make interviewees forget they are being recorded.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Speech-to-text models replace the need for manual transcription labor.
Month 3
LLM agents extract themes from raw field notes automatically.
Month 6
Generative tools draft policy memos without requiring human editing.
Month 10
Virtual agents conduct interviews via automated digital survey platforms.
Month 18 · D-Day
The department officially sunsets all human policy research positions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4,000
Interviews synthesised hourly
Infinite
Coffee-to-report ratio
0.02%
PDFs opened by ministers
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium survey platform.
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