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May 25, 2028
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filters public outrage through sentiment analysis
You draft speeches, monitor public opinion polls, and manage damage control when a politician inevitably says something stupid.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell when a lie is falling flat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI monitors all news feeds to detect shifts before you wake.
Month 4
Language models generate perfectly bland responses for every press inquiry.
Month 9
Predictive models replace your gut feeling with cold hard numbers.
Month 14
Systems automatically redirect questions during live televised broadcast interviews.
Month 19 · D-Day
The war room is fully autonomous and no longer needs input.
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1000 per hour
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