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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to schmooze a senator is no match for predictive modeling.
Lobbyist (mostly gin and tonic, emotionally organic)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Legislating logic without the lunch dates.
stretchy.youAI▸ POLICYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates hyper-targeted regulatory briefs in real-time
You lobby public officials to support organic farming initiatives through meetings, research memos, and persistent networking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a politician is lying to you during a handshake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms map every politician's donor history and public voting record.
Month 5
A bot sends personalized, high-frequency policy updates to legislative staff.
Month 10
Predictive software identifies the exact lever to move each committee vote.
Month 15
Machine-generated evidence reports become more persuasive than expensive steak dinners.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI assumes control of all legislative outreach and policy drafting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Average lunch spent per bill
89 percent
Emails ignored by staffers
0.04
Policy influence score
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium organic kale box.
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