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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou specialize in navigating egos that machines will simply ignore.
Professional whisperer of lobbyists and high-level ego wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying consensus for maximum governance throughput.
pop?you▸ STATECRAFT-OS 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes legislative outcomes with pure cold logic
You manage stakeholder relations, draft policy briefings, and perform high-stakes networking. Your work is a dense web of human sentiment and manufactured institutional consensus.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the atmosphere is thick with unspoken political dread.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Natural language models begin parsing your emails to synthesize your unique diplomatic tone.
Month 6
An agent takes over the drafting of all position papers using historical institutional data.
Month 12
Digital twins of your key stakeholders allow the AI to predict reactions to policy changes.
Month 16
Automated presence logs and synthesized responses replace your physical attendance at routine networking events.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system fully assumes your identity, rendering your human judgement redundant to board-level decision-makers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4000+
Briefings generated daily
0.01%
Lobbyist influence drift
99%
Human emotional overhead
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Strategy'.
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