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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour calendar management skills are just a spreadsheet that talks back.
Master of calendar Tetris and professional ego-buffer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Constituent communication, now without the human bias.
toast.youAI▸ POLICYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming requests using sentiment analysis
You facilitate political administrative tasks, manage complex schedules, and act as a human filter for angry constituents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense when a constituent is about to become genuinely dangerous.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
AI takes over scheduling to eliminate all double bookings.
Month 8
Natural language models draft all replies to constituent concerns.
Month 18
Cloud systems automatically index meeting transcripts and financial logs.
Year 2.3
Real-time systems flag high-priority constituent anger before it peaks.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The political office operates entirely on automated, policy-compliant logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12,000 hourly
Constituent emails handled
Zero lag
Calendar conflict resolution
99.9% accurate
Empathy simulation
Your severance
A commemorative electronic signature of your boss.
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