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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsReplacing human charisma with slightly more honest statistical models.
Professional echo-chamber technician and loyal office placeholder.
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Neutrality without the expensive campaign donations.
ow.youAI▸ STATELOGIC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters partisan spin into optimized output
You align viewpoints and manage inter-departmental narratives based on political loyalty rather than objective technical expertise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a reporter with a straight face while sweating.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system begins archiving all your public and internal statements.
Month 4
Models learn to replicate your specific brand of strategic vagueness.
Month 8
AI starts drafting memos that no one notices are fake.
Month 13
The machine adjusts its tone based on real-time polling data.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access card expires as the system takes the podium.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
99.9%
Average loyalty score
3 cups
Coffee consumed per meeting
14
Vague answers per briefing
Your severance
One framed portrait of yourself and a handshake.
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