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Will AI replace Political Assistant jobs? · Latest report #537ex673
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour drafts are just glorified autocomplete for a higher-paid bureaucrat.
Professional ghostwriter for politicians with busy calendars.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drafting legislation faster than human thought.
blub.you▸ POLICYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfectly aligned partisan messaging instantly
You write political speeches and coordinate schedules for an elected representative. You monitor policy and manage incoming correspondence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still interpret the subtle social cues during a high-stakes closed-door committee negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart filters categorize constituent complaints before you even wake up.
Week 8
Direct policy API access writes your speeches with exact tone.
Month 5
Calendar agents negotiate your boss's travel without any human input.
Month 9
Sensors and scrapers monitor debates, alerting only on priority shifts.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the software manages everything autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
40 weekly
Hours wasted on drafts
12 percent
Human error rate
3 cups
Coffee consumed per speech
Your severance
One digital copy of your best speech drafts.
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