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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to dodge questions is being mastered by a language model.
Professional spinner of webs and draft-memo warrior.
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neutralizes dissent with perfectly timed email replies
You draft policy memos and manage stakeholder communications. You spend your life clearing schedules and spinning political narratives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the atmosphere turns toxic and hostile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start drafting your routine responses to stakeholders.
Month 5
Language models write your policy memos based on raw data input.
Month 10
Algorithms monitor legislative shifts better than any human assistant.
Month 15
A sentiment engine crafts your political spin with zero bias.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the departmental communication flow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.3%
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Memos drafted per week
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