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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling populist outrage is finally simple enough for a machine.
Professional spinner of polarizing narratives and focus group data.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crafting the perfect lie, every single time.
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optimises outrage cycles for maximum voter turnout
You draft manipulative slogans and oversee emotional video ad content for political candidates. We do it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and smell when a narrative is truly toxic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map voter moods across all social platforms instantly.
Month 4
Language models generate 5,000 ad variants per candidate hour.
Month 10
Algorithms bid on broadcast slots without any human oversight.
Month 15
AI models simulate voter reactions to refine messaging in milliseconds.
Month 19 · D-Day
The candidate prefers the machine because it never has morals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.2%
Average voter manipulation rate
4 mins
Hours until swing state pivot
$0.02
Cost per cynical slogan
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-partisan consulting firm.
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