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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell hope, but my model just sells the highest bidder.
Master of spreadsheets, motorcades, and tactical lying.
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Optimizing democracy through pure statistical malice.
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You oversee staff, plan campaign logistics, and coordinate public appearances. You manage the candidate's public image during races.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor's face with sincere warmth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine starts mapping every district and donor demographic.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your copywriters to target voters with perfect precision.
Month 8
Sensors and transit APIs manage candidate schedules better than humans.
Month 12
AI-driven engagement scripts extract donations without human fatigue.
Month 18 · D-Day
The candidate prefers an algorithm that never asks for vacation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per day
4.2 percent
Poll points lost per scandal
98 percent
Staff burnout rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cold brew.
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