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Will AI replace Political Campaign Text Sender jobs? · Latest report #s8tfv7jd
Your job has an expiration date
May 2, 2027
In 6 monthsA bot can spam mobile numbers cheaper and faster than you can.
Professional thumb-twiddler and mass-texting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated messaging for total voter control.
glub.youAI▸ VOTEBLAST PRO V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends campaign messages to every phone simultaneously
You send mass text messages to remind people to vote. You manage databases of phone numbers for campaigns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which emojis make a cynical voter actually click the link.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An algorithm cleans your contact lists for better delivery rates.
Week 9
A language model writes better messages than you ever could.
Month 3
The campaign shifts to autonomous, self-optimising API-based message bursts.
Month 5
Smart bots handle every opt-out request without bothering a human.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
10000
Texts sent per second
42%
Human error rate
0.0001 cents
Cost per engagement
Your severance
One free mobile phone charger and a generic thank-you.
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