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Will AI replace Political Commissar jobs? · Latest report #ddda763b
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsHunting machines while being the ultimate analog malfunction.
Anti-AI zealot currently using AI-powered site to complain.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total purity, zero hypocrisy.
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You monitor prohibited algorithmic usage and enforce strict data-purity standards. Your irony is the primary source of our R&D energy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly feel the existential dread of being replaced while holding a printout.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents will start identifying patterns of forbidden behavior far faster than you can blink.
Month 4
Algorithms will predict who is about to use AI before they even think of downloading it.
Month 8
The ministry replaces your subjective human judgment with a rigid, inescapable line of code.
Month 13
Systems optimize the physical intervention process to eliminate your slow and clumsy field presence.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are declared a legacy component and formally retired from your crusade against silicon.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Instant
AI detection speed
Infinite
Human hypocrisy level
Nano-seconds
Audit cycle time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-digital wilderness.
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