Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Political Communications Officer jobs? · Latest report #56hbchmg
Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYour spin is slow and humans can smell the desperation.
Master of the echo chamber and professional fire extinguisher.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Neutralise narratives before the coffee gets cold.
oof.youAI▸ SPINCYCLE-AI V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-emptively leaks favorable data during debates
You draft partisan press releases and monitor media cycles to control party messaging. The machine does it faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the mood has gone sour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify emerging narratives before you even finish your tea.
Month 3
Press releases are generated and distributed automatically based on live sentiment.
Month 6
AI agents handle routine journalist queries via direct messaging channels.
Month 9
Automated sentiment damping buries negative stories in local search rankings.
Month 10 · D-Day
The political party officially moves all communications to the SpinCycle engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
14 seconds
Average press release turnaround
99 percent
Human emotional bias detection
0.02 seconds
Scandal mitigation speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment analysis dashboard.
Discussion
