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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour social commentary is now a prompt for a faster server.
Professional loud-thinker with a camera and a bias.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rage-baiting without the pesky human ego.
oof.youAI▸ OPINIONGEN 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite contrarian talking points
You script topical videos about politics and psychology, then edit them to keep the audience from clicking away.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the genuine, unscripted bitterness of a real social-psychological grudge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
An AI agent scrapes the news and selects your next outrage.
Week 7
Large language models write your script with higher engagement metrics.
Month 3
Synthetic avatars deliver your monologue with perfectly calibrated timing.
Month 5
Bots simulate authentic arguments in your comments to boost growth.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your channel is updated to an AI-only, 24/7 hyper-topical stream.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
0.02 seconds
Average punchline latency
Emulated
Human emotional range
400 episodes
Daily video output
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium speech-synth voices.
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