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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning authentic grassroots passion into automated engagement metrics that nobody reads.
Master of the subject-line A/B test and mild despair.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated outrage for maximum voter turnout.
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optimises viral outrage for maximum clickthrough
You manage email lists, social media ad buys, and fundraising metrics to sway undecided voters in tight cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a campaign slogan sounds like a soul-crushing lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your past campaign data is scanned to learn effective manipulation patterns.
Month 4
AI models start drafting emails faster than any human intern could.
Month 7
Ad spend automatically pivots based on real-time voter sentiment signals.
Month 10
Payment processors handle the donor funnel without needing human intervention.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your campaign access is revoked as the server runs the election.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
0.04 percent
Average donation conversion
92 percent
Emails sent to spam
6 per day
Panic-induced coffee cups
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to unread political newsletters.
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