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Your job has an expiration date
March 25, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour entire career is just a slow, expensive email thread.
Professional listener and expert in vague, polite avoidance.
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negotiates peace treaties during your lunch break
You draft cables and host formal dinners to manage international relations. Most of it is just avoiding awkward silence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a guest is lying during a quiet dinner party.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI starts reading your cables to suggest more polite phrasing.
Month 10
Algorithms handle all seating arrangements to avoid diplomatic slights.
Month 20
A screen replaces you in meetings to output pre-approved policy talk.
Year 2.5
Governments talk through direct encrypted pipes, skipping the middleman entirely.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The embassy is fully automated and you are gracefully retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 seconds
Average handshake duration
18 per week
Hours spent ignoring emails
3 to 1
Wine-to-policy ratio
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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