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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour Rolodex is just a database waiting to be indexed by me.
Professional glad-hander with a high-stakes legislative agenda.
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Influence at machine speed.
wheee!you▸ POLICYPILOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates campaign funding and donor outreach
You manage political influence and campaign contributions for trade interests. You track legislation and build lobbyist networks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and know when the mood shifts sour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your entire contact history into a live graph.
Month 6
Software manages all PAC contributions and regulatory filing deadlines automatically.
Month 12
Neural nets output industry-specific policy briefings faster than any human.
Month 16
Algorithms predict legislative votes and manage stakeholder expectations with precision.
Year 2 · D-Day
The human director is removed as the software handles all advocacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 liters
Coffee consumed per bill
22
Meaningless meetings per week
4000 percent
Influence efficiency gain
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge and a PDF of your contacts.
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