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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsConverting your complex ideological theories into slightly more efficient algorithms.
Expert in historical markets, currently predicting your own obsolescence.
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Generating tenure-track insights without the salary.
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synthesizes entire lecture series overnight
You lecture on economic history and write research papers. Algorithms now predict macro trends with higher accuracy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuances of 19th-century class struggle to uninterested teenagers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Your syllabus is digested into perfectly readable digital slide decks.
Month 8
AI writes the data-driven sections of your next paper.
Month 16
Essays are scanned and marked by logic-based grading agents.
Year 2.2
Students chat with a model trained on your published work.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution retires your faculty position in favor of software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4000
Research papers per month
99 percent
Student feedback accuracy
Zero
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A one-year subscription to academic indexing software.
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