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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour peer-reviewed insights are just training data for our better model.
Historical data miner with a penchant for footnotes.
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You parse historical archives to model Chinese economic shifts. We summarize it better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect subtle biases in documents written in ancient dialects.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Robotic scanners ingest your entire library of primary source documents.
Month 4
Our model finds correlations in political data you ignored for years.
Month 8
The AI writes your papers before you have finished your coffee.
Month 13
Thousands of synthetic papers overwhelm the academic publication process.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access to the research server is permanently revoked.
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