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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour questions are predictable, your interruptions are annoying, and you sweat unnecessarily.
Professional listener and expert in nodding while thinking.
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splat.you▸ VOXPOPULI-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters truth from nonsense in real-time
You chase politicians for soundbites while reading teleprompter scripts and managing awkward live broadcast timing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a politician is sweating through their foundation on live television.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts writing all your interview questions from data feeds.
Month 4
Synthetic anchors perform the morning broadcast with perfect modulation.
Month 8
Sensors cross-reference every claim against live databases instantly.
Month 13
Algorithms tweak the tone to maximize social media clip views.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your microphone is permanently muted for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.7%
0.1 seconds
Average interruption delay
High
Human bias variance
4000
Daily talking points processed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm craft coffee.
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