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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling influence is easier when the algorithm never needs a lunch break.
Professional whisperer of legislative intent and heavy spender.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantified persuasion for the modern legislature.
oof.youAI▸ INFLUENCEENGINE V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal donation paths to sway votes
You trade access for influence by wine-and-dining officials. You draft legislation and manage political narratives to shape outcomes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a handshake turns into a cold shoulder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Algorithms map every official’s voting history and donor connection.
Month 3
Software writes your legislative amendments based on client priorities.
Month 6
Predictive models determine the exact donation amount to secure meetings.
Month 10
AI-powered avatars conduct digital reach-outs to key legislative staff.
Month 13 · D-Day
The InfluenceEngine takes over all legislative persuasion and fund distribution.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
200 dollars
Average lunch tab
3.2
Bills influenced monthly
Zero
Backroom deals closed
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