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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to spin scandals is just a slower, less efficient algorithm.
Professional architect of carefully curated national delusions.
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calculates voter fatigue in real time
You craft political narratives and advertising campaigns to manipulate voter perception for heads of state.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a backroom handshake is worth in political capital.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts monitoring every public statement for sentiment impact.
Month 5
Algorithm generates more effective messaging than your entire team.
Month 10
The leader stops asking your opinion and starts reading the screen.
Month 15
AI directly manages social media accounts to maximize positive feedback loops.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your advice becomes irrelevant because the machine predicts the outcome.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.4%
0.04 percent
Average poll jump per tweet
14 daily
Hours spent ignoring economic reality
12000
Number of focus groups replaced
Your severance
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