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Will AI replace Political Podcast Columnist jobs? · Latest report #hn6tu268
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour opinion is just a data set that hasn't been parsed yet.
Expert in turning political noise into predictable bullet points.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite hot take generator.
split.you▸ OPINIONSYNTH V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates contrarian viewpoints in real-time
You draft sharp political commentary for audio and video formats. A text generator does your job by breakfast.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect when a politician is lying without needing a confidence interval score.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify trending political news cycles before you open your laptop.
Month 4
Language models output the entire script based on current news feeds.
Month 8
Audio tools simulate the host's voice to record the entire episode.
Month 12
Smart bots reply to all comments to keep the engagement algorithm happy.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the synthetic host takes the mic permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
8000/hour
Average hot takes
0%
Human nuance level
0.1 seconds
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