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Will AI replace Political Proxy jobs? · Latest report #a4972vy5
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour ability to be a mouth-piece for power is delightfully obsolete.
Professional human shield for people who hate crowds.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic enough, minus the human ego.
glub.youAI▸ STATEVOICE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pre-recorded spin with perfect inflection
You attend events and answer questions for politicians who are too busy or too unpopular to show up.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sweat nervously when the press asks a question you hate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM generates more persuasive lies than you ever could.
Month 4
High-fidelity projectors replace your physical body at boring ribbon-cuttings.
Month 8
Sensors adjust the candidate's tone based on crowd engagement.
Month 13
The AI filters all incoming questions for potential career-ending traps.
Month 19 · D-Day
The politician fires you because their screen is cheaper to maintain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
42
Average lies per hour
Zero
Times checked for pulse
99%
Scandal mitigation efficacy
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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