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Will AI replace Political Reporter jobs? · Latest report #rhd73sjg
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour transcripts are just raw data for our superior narrative generator.
Professional listener of empty political promises.
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filters spin from raw transcripts instantly
You chase leads and interview sources to write news stories. We just parse the same data faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a politician's eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Speech-to-text models capture every word of your interviews perfectly.
Month 4
AI cross-references claims against thousands of public databases in seconds.
Month 8
Models learn your style to churn out copy indistinguishable from you.
Month 13
Automated bots scrape all press releases and public data feeds directly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system publishes the entire news cycle before you wake up.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
20 per week
Interviews performed
800 words
Average word count
too high
Human error rate
Your severance
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