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Will AI replace Political Research Analyst jobs? · Latest report #u7cnqg8w
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsHunting for scandals that a simple script can find in milliseconds.
Digital archaeologist specializing in unearthing past career mistakes.
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Automated character assassination at scale.
stretchy.youAI▸ DIRTMINER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unearths ancient scandals in seconds
Scours public records and social media to compile dossiers on political rivals. Tracks voting records and past statements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still understand the subtext of a smirk in a 20-year-old local news clip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Scrapers map every public statement ever made by your targets.
Month 4
Models detect contradictions between past positions and current platforms.
Month 9
Automated narrative tools write the attack ads for you.
Month 14
The system alerts the campaign the moment a target speaks.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human research is deemed too slow and prone to errors.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
10,000 items
Dirt per hour
42 percent
Human error rate
0 percent
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