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Will AI replace Political Science Academic jobs? · Latest report #4ugmavk3
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December 30, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour bibliography is just a list of things an AI already read.
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synthesizes centuries of theory in seconds
You produce dense theory papers and teach undergraduate seminars. You navigate complex university tenure and research funding structures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a nuance in a debate that makes no statistical sense.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models index every paper written since the nineteen-seventies.
Month 5
Natural language processors evaluate undergraduate papers faster than any human.
Month 11
Algorithms generate valid, coherent theory papers at industrial scale.
Month 20
University boards replace human departments with centralized efficiency algorithms.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Your research and teaching are offloaded to a persistent cloud instance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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