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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsPredicting the collapse of empires while your own department slowly dissolves.
Tenure-track academic drowning in the publish-or-perish abyss.
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All the theory with none of the tenure.
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crunches decades of election data in seconds
You spend years analyzing political trends and publishing dense theory. Your desk is a tomb of unread journal articles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a nuanced opinion that does not fit into a binary dataset.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms summarize every political paper written in the last century.
Month 5
AI systems simulate rigorous feedback faster than human colleagues ever could.
Month 10
A machine generates successful grant applications based on current political winds.
Month 16
Software automatically updates syllabi with real-time global political shift data.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department chair is replaced by a high-efficiency cloud server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42 per year
Average peer review rejections
3 percent
Percentage of text read
18 hours weekly
Time spent in committees
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to JSTOR and a stiff drink.
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