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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou craft narratives while the public waits for a real answer.
Professional architect of the Danish political reality-distortion field.
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leaks curated narratives to journalists silently
You polish ministerial statements and manage news cycles. You dictate media messaging during government scandals and political fires.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the minister ignores your advice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI monitors all Danish news feeds for narrative patterns.
Month 4
Algorithms begin writing standard press statements for ministry channels.
Month 8
Sensors adjust public messaging based on instant sentiment analysis.
Month 12
Bots engage journalists and pundits to steer the national conversation.
Month 14 · D-Day
The AI replaces your entire office with perfectly tuned output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
4000
Daily press clippings processed
2ms
Scandal mitigation latency
99%
Tone deafness accuracy
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium account and a bridge-burning guide.
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