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Will AI replace Political Spokesperson jobs? · Latest report #ewipejit
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour rehearsed outrage is easily replicated by a much cheaper language model.
Professional microphone holder with a curated collection of talking points.
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You generate partisan soundbites for social media and deliver scripted talking points on university campuses. You are a human megaphone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a microphone with actual human-shaped hands while looking angry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your previous talking points are indexed for the new generative model.
Month 4
Deepfake avatars start replacing your social media video presence.
Month 8
Interactive kiosks are placed on campuses to handle debates.
Month 13
Real-time data feeds automatically adjust your messaging for maximum friction.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final human spokesperson is unplugged from the media feed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Savings: 97.8%
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Average outrage decibels
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