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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour lecture on state power is ironically being seized by software.
Tenure-track academic (mostly Foucault, emotionally exhausted).
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The syllabus, automated and absolute.
bzzt.you▸ ACADEMIABOT THEORYENGINE X1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly cited lectures on demand
You facilitate academic discussions and evaluate student mastery of dense political theory through lectures and written assignments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect when a student is lying about why their paper is late.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Vision models scan student essays for structural logic and citations.
Month 8
Algorithms curate reading lists based on real-time global political trends.
Month 19
The AI handles office hours by resolving student confusion via text.
Year 2.8
Interactive bots guide seminar debate without needing a physical moderator.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The university transitions to fully synthetic academic delivery.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
14 seconds
Average grading time
42 percent
Student engagement rate
60 liters
Coffee consumed per semester
Your severance
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