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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour nuanced take on Marx is currently being converted into training data.
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grades 500 essays with algorithmic indifference
You facilitate student discussions and mark essays. We replace your feedback loops with instant, bias-calibrated grading algorithms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely detect when a student is bluffing their way through a Hobbes essay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized templates replace your manual file collection process.
Month 5
Vision models scan essays and assign scores based on keyword density.
Month 10
Students ask their questions to an agent trained on lecture notes.
Month 15
Machine learning identifies the argument structure faster than any human reader.
Month 19 · D-Day
The department realizes teaching assistants are redundant variable-cost entities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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