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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTeaching canvassers how to smile while people slam doors in faces.
Master of the pivot, queen of the talking point.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfectly rehearsed messaging for every voter interaction.
oof.youAI▸ SPINDOCTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly calibrated speeches to every voter
You build training decks, run mock debate drills, and repeat talking points until volunteers memorize the script perfectly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a volunteer is about to quit crying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI creates perfectly targeted training decks for every possible district.
Month 4
Interactive bots drill volunteers until they answer every question correctly.
Month 10
Real-time data replaces your guesswork on what voters actually like.
Month 15
Automated systems handle all scheduling and logistical bus coordination.
Month 21 · D-Day
The campaign runs entirely on optimized algorithms without any human managers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
1200 daily
Volunteers trained
99.9%
Script memorization accuracy
0.02 seconds
Door-slam recovery time
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your party's spam email list.
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