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December 6, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour career is just a slow-motion public relations crisis waiting to happen.
Professional spinner of narratives, collector of lobbyist lunches.
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Drafting legislation, managing public opinion, and negotiating policy compromises in smoke-filled rooms or sterile digital chambers.
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You know exactly which ego to flatter to get a bad bill passed quietly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify public outrage before you even know it exists.
Month 5
AI models write your press statements with perfect target-group alignment.
Month 13
Algorithms generate legislation optimized for maximum bipartisan acceptance ratings.
Year 2.1
Deepfake spokespeople handle all donor outreach and town hall appearances.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of legislative decision-making protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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