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Will AI replace Politics Reporter jobs? · Latest report #nan6tb9m
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour transcripts are just raw data waiting for a better narrator.
Chasing soundbites while waiting for the next press release.
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Truth without the coffee-stained notebook.
nom.you▸ STATECAPITOL-GPT 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press releases before the vote happens
You track state house debates, interview lawmakers, and write scripts. AI turns your notes into polished clips instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a politician is lying by their nervous sweat patterns.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Voice-to-text models handle your tedious floor debate transcriptions perfectly.
Month 4
Generative models produce your standard political summaries in seconds.
Month 8
Digital avatars read your scripts without the need for cameras.
Month 13
AI systems parse legislative video feeds to flag breaking news.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system writes, anchors, and broadcasts the news solo.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Nano-seconds
Fact check speed
Zero
Legislator annoyance level
99 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to the legislative archives.
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