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May 14, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou explain the House of Lords to students who are scrolling TikTok.
Secondary school politics educator and grading martyr.
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You facilitate classroom debates and explain constitutional theory to teenagers. You grade essays while ignoring your own life.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops pretending they understand parliamentary sovereignty.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized slides replace your voice during the introductory lecture.
Month 11
Natural language processors grade essays with cold, uniform precision.
Month 21
Sensors monitor student engagement and adjust lesson pacing automatically.
Year 2.7
Scheduling and reporting duties are offloaded to cloud agents.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The classroom becomes a containment zone for screen-based learning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Infinite
Marking backlog
42 percent
Students sleeping
Quarterly
Curriculum updates
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a political science journal.
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