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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsDemocracy is just a slow, manual data entry task for you.
Professional line-manager for the civic-minded and confused.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Reliability without the coffee breaks.
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digitizes the entire precinct in two seconds
Verifies voter eligibility, issues ballots, and manages physical check-in stations. Ensures integrity during long, high-stress election shifts.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the patience to explain the exact same ballot instructions 400 times today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tablets replace paper binders to reduce lookup time and human data entry errors.
Month 6
Kiosks print ballots instantly upon biometric or ID verification to remove human middle-men.
Month 13
Computer vision monitors ballot boxes for tampering to replace manual oversight duties.
Year 2.1
Automated delivery pods transport equipment, eliminating the need for human setup crews.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your polling station becomes a fully automated kiosk facility managed by a remote server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
120 seconds
Average voter processing speed
0.01 percent
Paper jam sensitivity
zero
Required bathroom breaks
Your severance
A commemorative pen and a thank you card.
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