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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are five specialists in a trench coat waiting to be compressed.
Professional overthinker with too many degrees and no exit.
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collapses five disciplines into one summary
You synthesize massive datasets across biology and society to draft academic papers. Your job is data-heavy pattern recognition.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still decide which of your contradictory findings actually matter to humans.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI indexes your entire library of research papers.
Month 3
Sensors identify trends across your disconnected fields of study.
Month 6
The machine generates perfect, cited arguments for your next paper.
Month 9
AI-to-AI peer review replaces your human editorial board.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a polite automated email thanking you for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
2000 per hour
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Human cognitive friction
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