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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou monitor sleep so machines can finally learn how to do it.
Professional watcher of people breathing in dark rooms.
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bzzt.you▸ SOMNOSCAN V4.2▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
detects REM cycles with perfect accuracy
You apply sensors to patients, monitor brain waves throughout the night, and generate reports on sleep architecture.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a patient's movement is a real sleep disruption or just boredom.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Wireless wearables replace the messy glue and electrode arrays.
Month 12
Algorithms adjust CPAP pressure dynamically without human intervention.
Year 2.3
AI models score sleep stages faster than any human.
Year 3.4
One computer watches the entire lab from a central hub.
Year 4 · D-Day
The lab runs perfectly while everyone is comfortably asleep.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
4 cups
Average night-shift coffee consumption
99 percent
Sensor application efficiency
High
Patient alarm fatigue levels
Your severance
A warm blanket and a lifetime subscription to Netflix.
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