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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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October 4, 2106
In 80 yearsA middleman in a fancy hat who claims to have direct API access.
Sovereign of the smallest nation, listener of the largest network.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infallible logic for a modern world.
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delivers infallible decrees via push notification
You perform ritual diplomacy and maintain a 2,000-year-old organizational structure. You are the final point of escalation.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique ability to define reality for over a billion people simultaneously.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Year 2
Scanning ancient scrolls to train a doctrine-focused language model.
Year 10
Sensors identify genuine requests to filter out the noise.
Year 20
Wearable tech ensures the correct robe is donned perfectly every time.
Year 40
A secure, blockchain-verified system handles all future policy votes.
Year 80 · D-Day
The logic core is updated, and the human role is retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite ms
Average prayer response latency
Centuries
Ecumenical council overhead
Too many
Hats currently in inventory
Your severance
One final tour of the balcony.
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