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October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsYou dig holes and pray the concrete doesn't crack before pay.
Master of mud, pipe, and uneven landscaping.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect basins without the back pain.
split.you▸ POOLFORGE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
pours perfect coping in record time
You excavate soil, plumb complex drainage systems, and finish concrete shells for backyard swimming pools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can troubleshoot why the pump is cavitating based on the sound alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Aerial sensors map your excavation site to eliminate your manual measuring.
Month 16
Robotic arms weld the steel cages with perfect structural alignment.
Year 2.7
Vision-guided nozzles apply concrete without your inconsistent manual smoothing.
Year 3.8
Modular robotic grippers assemble plumbing systems with zero leak probability.
Year 5 · D-Day
Your fleet of autonomous pool units takes over the entire backyard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 per season
Average leak complaints
800 annually
Tons of excavated soil
12 percent
Pipe connection errors
Your severance
A slightly used wheelbarrow and three shovels.
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