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Your job has an expiration date
December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour skimmer net is no match for our proprietary liquid chemistry.
Professional debris-fisher and chlorine chemist of the backyard.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The pool stays blue, we stay paid.
stretchy.youAI▸ CHLORINEKING 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
adjusts ph levels in three seconds
You manually skim leaves, balance chemicals, and scrub tiles. A machine will do this faster without complaining.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a failing pump motor just by the change in pitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify every leaf and tile gap with high precision.
Month 6
Automated dispensers stop the need for messy manual titration drops.
Month 17
Small underwater robots replace the need for manual floor vacuuming.
Year 2.5
Self-cleaning filtration systems make your filter cleaning work redundant.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit finishes the final scrub and disables your service account.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
4 million
Leaves removed annually
too many
Accidental chemical spills
45 per pool
Minutes spent fighting filter
Your severance
A one-year supply of chlorine tablets.
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