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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour geometry lessons are just fancy ways to watch chalk dust settle.
Amateur geometry expert with a penchant for stick chalk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect angles for every single shot.
bzzt.youAI▸ CUEMASTER VISION-PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects precise laser trajectories on the felt
You explain ball trajectories and bridge hand mechanics. Then you wait for them to miss the pocket again.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about aiming for that specific bank shot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your students' posture to correct their shaky alignment.
Month 7
Ceiling units project exact ball paths onto the table cloth.
Month 16
Table-integrated mechanics rack the balls perfectly every single time.
Year 2.2
AI software critiques every shot angle in real-time audio.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The table now trains the player better than you ever could.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42 per hour
Average missed bank shots
3 hours weekly
Time spent cleaning chalk
near zero
Human patience remaining
Your severance
One custom pool cue with your name misspelled.
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