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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Pool Liner Cutter jobs? · Latest report #7safwuwh
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsFeeding plastic to a machine is not a career, it's storage.
Industrial vinyl wrangler with sore shoulders and steady hands.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Vinyl precision, zero lunch breaks.
stretchy.youAI▸ LINERBOT PRO-CUT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sucks up scrap plastic while cutting
You feed vinyl sheets into a large CNC cutting table and remove finished pool wall and floor segments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically wrestle a stuck, heavy vinyl roll back into perfect alignment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Sensors begin watching for material alignment instead of your eyes.
Month 6
Robotic fingers pick up the heavy vinyl rolls for you.
Month 12
A secondary vacuum belt automatically clears the skeleton vinyl scraps.
Month 18
The plotter now talks directly to pool CAD design software.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are invited to watch the machine turn itself off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12%
Vinyl waste percentage
4 minutes
Sheet alignment time
450
Average cuts per day
Your severance
A lifetime supply of generic pool chlorine tablets.
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