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October 21, 2034
In 8 yearsSmoothing concrete while waiting for the inevitable chemical burn.
Master of the trowel, hater of back pain.
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Smooth pools without the human backache.
split.youAI▸ POOLSURFACE-PRO 9000▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 YEARSAI's Special Power
smooths uneven shells with laser precision
You apply thick layers of plaster to pool shells and hand-trowel the surfaces perfectly smooth.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment the mix is perfect just by feeling the consistency.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor mix moisture levels to ensure perfect consistency every time.
Month 12
Robotic vats mix the exact chemical ratios without human lungs inhaling dust.
Year 3
A gantry system sprays plaster evenly across the pool basin walls.
Year 5
Camera arrays guide robotic trowels to polish the surface to perfection.
Year 8 · D-Day
The system finishes the entire pool while you watch from the shade.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4,000/hr
Trowel stroke count
Very High
Knee stress level
99%
Chemical exposure risk
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry-mix cement.
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