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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou herd homeowners and crews like cats in a muddy hole.
Professional cat-herder for damp backyard concrete pits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated coordination for your backyard abyss.
no no noyou▸ POOLLOGIC ORBIT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralises homeowner rage with pre-written scripts
You track pool renovation timelines, wrangle subcontractors, and pacify homeowners who suddenly want bigger tiles.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can talk a panicked homeowner off the literal ledge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart messaging apps filter all client complaints through a sentiment engine.
Month 6
Autonomous dispatch software handles scheduling and confirmation of all labor crews.
Month 15
Drones with high-res cameras verify construction progress against permit requirements.
Year 2
Just-in-time delivery bots replace physical site inventory managers.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs the site without a single human intermediary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.9%
42 weekly
Average homeowner text complaints
18 percent
Subcontractor no-show rate
4,500
Tiles per renovation
Your severance
A lifetime supply of chlorine tablets.
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