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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Poopsmith jobs? · Latest report #34uach7n
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour shovel is impressive but your career trajectory is truly full of it.
The King's most resilient and pungent employee.
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Sanitation without the royal stench.
no no noyouAI▸ WASTE-AWAY 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
sanitizes the royal grounds in seconds
You move waste from the royal pile to the transport carts. It is messy and smells.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the quality of the kingdom's diet just by looking at the pile.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor the pile volume to track growth rates.
Month 5
New troughs prevent manure from hitting the ground entirely.
Month 12
A gantry arm clears the yard with pre-programmed movements.
Month 16
The machine learns to navigate the uneven castle terrain.
Year 2 · D-Day
The shovel is melted down and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
Infinite
Tons of waste shoveled
Extreme
Average smell index
Low
King's daily approval
Your severance
A slightly used shovel and a bath voucher.
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